Fun

Dice, ships, battles, memes, fortunes — and the bot answering when you talk to it

The half of the bot nobody strictly needs and every group turns on anyway. All of it is switched out at once with Fun Functions in /config — with two exceptions noted below, because the switch a command obeys is v1's, not a tidier one invented here.

A command in a switched-off family says so. It does not go quiet: "fun functions are disabled for this group" is a much better answer than silence when someone is wondering whether the bot is broken.

Rolls, ships and battles

/dice/dado/roll

Rolls dice. /d20 for a twenty-sided one, /d6 3 to roll it three times.

Gated by Utility Functions, not Fun — that is where v1 put it. A bare /dice or a malformed one replies with the usage example rather than guessing.

/ship/shipp/shippar

Pairs two members and posts the ship.

Tag two people and it uses them verbatim, stranger or not. Tag one and both are still drawn at random — a v1 quirk, kept. It needs at least two members it has seen speak.

/battle/batalha/batalla

Two contenders, two photos, and a poll to settle it.

/battle random picks two known members; a bare /battle puts you against a random fighter character. Everyone involved needs a visible profile picture.

Pictures the group makes

/meme

Builds a meme out of members' profile pictures.

Tag up to five people. More than five is refused rather than truncated.

/random/aleatorio/aleatório

Posts a random piece of media this group has sent before.

The pool is this group's own media, and a safe-for-work group never gets an item marked otherwise.

/destroy/destruir/zoar

Distorts whatever you reply to — photo, sticker or voice note.

/destroy pfp distorts your own profile picture. Video and GIF distortion are switched off — v1 shipped them broken, and they are not pretending to work here.

/unearth/desenterrar

Forwards a random older message from this group.

If the message it picks has been deleted, it tries another; if everything it tries is gone, it says nothing.

Bits

/death/morte/muerte

A cause of death, at random, for you or for whoever you tag or reply to.

/firecracker/acende/fogos/rojao/rojão

A firecracker, ceremonially, in several messages.

/complaint/milton/queja/reclamacao/reclamação

Files a complaint with the management.

Reply to the picture it posts with your actual complaint and you get hold music, and an answer some minutes later.

/fortunecookie/sorte/suerte

A fortune cookie animation, then a fortune and six lucky numbers.

/age/edad/idade

Guesses how old a name sounds, via agify.io.

Both guessers report their sample size, and answer "no idea" for a name they have no data for — including when the service is down.

/gender/genero/gênero

Guesses whether a name reads as male or female, via genderize.io.

Talking to the bot

Mention the bot, or reply to something it said, and it answers in character — no command needed. A voice note replying to the bot works the same way: it is transcribed, answered, and the transcript itself is never posted. See AI features for what that costs and how it is configured.

Two limits worth knowing:

Seven in a row is the cap. One person mentioning the bot over and over gets six answers and then silence. Sending ordinary messages replenishes it — the bot stops being a toy for one member without ever refusing out loud.
A closed Fun switch is silent here, not a refusal. A conversational reply that answers "fun functions are disabled" reads as the bot talking back about not talking back.

Replying to the bot with a sticker gets a sticker back, drawn from the pool it has collected. Only stickers seen in safe-for-work groups go into that pool.

Commands a group invents for itself

A deployment can attach a picture pool to a name — /louie, say — and that name becomes a command in the groups that brand serves. Plain /louie posts one at random, captioned with the pool's name and the picture's id; /louie 1 asks for that exact one. A number nothing matches, or a name with no pool behind it, gets no reply at all.

Custom commands follow the Fun Functions switch, and only exist for brands whose command set includes them.

Convention posters

/bff, /patas, /fursmeet, /furcamp, /pawstral and /trex post a picture of the event with a countdown to it. They are covered on Giveaways and events — and they ignore both the Fun and Utility switches, in every group.