Telegram group bot
Keeps a Telegram group habitable.
Greets new members, screens joiners, holds the rules, and keeps sticker floods and drive-by spam out — then stays for the dice, the memes and the giveaways. English, Portuguese and Spanish. Telegram is the whole interface: no account, no dashboard.
/rules/config/newwelcome/adm/giveaway/ship/meme/dice/searchsource/transcribe/birthday/random+36 moreWhat it does
A captcha at the door with an admin override, three block lists, a per-group sticker-flood limit, and a media hold on brand-new accounts.
Welcome messages, the rules, three languages picked up from whoever added the bot, and a skin per event so a convention can run its own bot.
Dice, ships, battles settled by a poll, memes from profile pictures, distorted stickers, fortunes, and old messages dragged back up.
Birthdays, calling the admins with one confirmed press, YouTube search, and links from X, TikTok and Bluesky rewritten so they preview.
Answers when you mention it, transcribes voice notes, recognises music, finds where a picture came from — each with its own limits.
Raffles drawn in the group, countdown posters for the partnered conventions, and approved posts carried between partnered groups.
Being rebuilt in the open
v2 is a rewrite that has to earn every switch-over: a feature moves only once its behaviour is captured as an executable scenario and that scenario passes. Groups keep running on the current release until then. Every number below is measured — the spec, the ported scenarios and a real test run — not typed in by hand.
- v1 specs covered
- 31/31
- Scenarios green
- 369
- Failing
- 0
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